In the beginning there was nothing.

 

And God said, "Let's make music" 

And there was Jethro Tull, playing on his flute. And God said, "That is not enough" 

Then suddenly they heard violins! And The Electric Light Orchestra was born. 

"And yet it is not good enough," said God. "The texts may be better" And so he created Bob Dylan.
 
"Only the guitar sound could be better" and there was Slowhand Clapton. 

"But for my fallen child, I would like something." And he created The Alan Parsons Project. And God heard that it sounded good. 

But were is Neil Young? The Canadian is on tour.